Icon Brawnson Jackets

We popped the top on a giant can of concentrated habanero chili extract oil, mixed in some spinach and the yolk of an eagle egg. Then we added a dozen drops of nitroglycerin sweat from an ancient salt water dynamite stick. After stirring with the Hurst shifter from a ‘70 Nova demon wagon, we let it simmer to completion at the bottom of the Popocatepetl volcanic crater in Mexico… There are other ways to create pure bad-ass juice but no known method is as reliable. The Icon Brawnson Jacket takes a healthy swig of this barbarous sauce every morning ‘cause it does its killing after breakfast.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s